January 2011
tumblr is for lulz: The story of New Years →
tumblrisforlulz: December 31, 1801: Oi! An unspoilt year to ye for! 1801 wast atrocious! December 31, 1915: My, oh, my! Thankfully, a new year to entertain. 1915 bid me unpleasant. December 31, 1991: Well this year was awful. Hopefully, 1992 will treat me better. December 31, 2010: 2010 fucking sucked. Fuck… Too true.
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“I swear I know the Scrubs hospital better than my local hospital. :S”
– I’m on a Scrubs spree.
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Dec 29th
I have SO much love for Werewolf heels.  →
Dec 29th
Bold what you did, reblog.  →
wellfuckyoudear: I’m loud.  I’m obnoxious. I’m sarcastic. I’m cocky. I cry easily. I have a bad temper. For the most part i don’t like people. I’m easy to get along with. I have more enemies than friends. I’ve smoked. I’ve smoked weed. I drink coffee. I clean my room daily. My appearance: I wear makeup. I wear a piece of jewellery at all times. I wear contacts. I wear...
Dec 29th
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Jeremy Kyle quotes ftw.
“YOU SIR/MADAM, ARE A DISGRACE!” “WILL SOMEONE THINK OF THE CHILDREN?” “Mine and every other tax payers money…” “GET OFF MY STAGE!” “My name is Jeremy Kyle and this is my show” “YES OR NO!!!!!!!!!” “That was unnecessary” “Do you even know how to spell contraception?” “A mother in...
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“Got kicked out of the library for putting the Women’s Rights books in the...”
– BROOTAL. 
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brilliant.
beautybrutality: I love my best friend. I am whipped cream because I am so so pale. She is double cream because she has a little more colour. Our other friend’s mouth is just full of crream. PENIS CREAM.
Dec 29th
palladone sr.
Savage, savage pain right now. Feels like I’m swallowing broken glass. Ah, well. Got some pretty awesome painkillers now. Makes everything kind of soft and pretty. :)  I’ve got a proper craving for bananas. And Cadbury’s ‘Animal Biscuits’. Mmmm. I’d better be better by NYE or I will be mighty pissed off. I don’t even have to drink, I just want to go out...
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Dec 27th
“Cause I may be bad, but I’m perfectly good at it Sex in the air, I...”
– UHHHH, Rihanna. Guilty pleasure, right there. 
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phenoxymethylpenicillin.
Had to go to fucking A & E this morning because my glands hate me and decided to swell my throat up to Elephant Man proportions. WOOO. It’s not much better now. I’m on some ridiculous antibiotics (Two four times a day, for ten days), but at least I can breathe again.  Why did I have to be ill in the holidays? I miss the gym and I miss work. :(. And no tattoo for me whilst I’m...
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Christmas.
Wonderful time of year.  If you’re not verging on glandular fever like myself. The one day I have both of my parents together and I’m fucking ill. :(  Got some lovely presents though. Obviously the MacBook Pro was pretty good, though sort of for my birthday and Xmas, but I also got some new jammies, Daisy by Marc Jacobs, Topshop vouchers, Disney Princess Bubble Bath (WTF, but still...
Dec 25th
“TINY TIM. YOU NEED A HUG.”
– Get in my arms right now you adorable little frog-child. 
Dec 25th
“How you turned my world, you precious thing You starve and near exhaust me...”
– I literally love my parents for getting me the ‘Labyrinth’. :D 
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